*katy perry calls lady gaga*
- lady gaga: hello?
- katy perry: hey gaga! its katy perry!
- lady gaga: who?
- katy perry: you know, katy perry!
- lady gaga: oh. what do you want?
- katy perry: i just want you to know that i broke michael jackson's record for having 5 no. 1 singles in a single album.
- lady gaga: ...
- katy perry: ...
- lady gaga: OUCH!
- katy perry: what's going on over there?
- lady gaga: i just dropped my five grammys on my foot. do you know how much that hurt? oh wait, you dont.
- katy perry: ...
- lady gaga: *troll face*
